Just For Fun…by “Beans Harpoon” Wilson

What if you had been born to Sarah Palin?

As fuel for plenty of humor, I am a big fan of Sarah Palin. Yikes, the Republican VP nominee is like a comedy frickin’ gold mine. The Tina Fey send up on SNL last weekend alone was epic.

Her, shall we say, unique choice of names for her kids is the basis of the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator from David Harrington. According to Harrington, “Sarah Palin has picked out an All-American set of names for her children.  There’s Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper. Ever wonder,  What would your name would be if Sarah Palin was your mother?  Well now you can find out!”

On behalf of my wife, Lock Pepper, my kids, Snooker Hinge and Flex Gunship, and me, Beans Harpoon, have a little fun at Ms. Palin’s expense. It’s OK, I’m sure she can take it. After all she’s Sarah Baracuda…and she “can see russia from her house.”